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Ministry Tools from LifeLine Productions
Salvation by Electroshock Therapy, Volume 1
This is a list of the contents of Volume 1.
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| Backgammon
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Two guys play Backgammon but make
up their own rules. |
As we walk away from
God's standards and create our own rules, we create confusion.
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| Prayer |
Bob prays for opportunities to serve
God but constantly gets interrupted with opportunities to serve God.
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Prayer: it's more than just talking
to God. |
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| Sheep |
Two sheep talk about trusting their
shepherd. |
The shepherd has been taking care
of us for years. Can't you trust him by now?
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| Amazing Alan - Bomb Scene |
Amazing Alan attempts to disarm a
bomb without the manual.
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The Bible is our owner's manual.
It gives us practical instruction on how to live life.
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| Football |
A football player prefers
to stay on the bench rather than get in the game. |
God has something for you to do.
If you're not doing it, who's covering for you?
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| Honesty
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Jensen is late for work and prepares
his excuses.
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Honesty: it keeps life simple.
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| 1000 Points |
It takes 1000 points to get into
Heaven. This guy has 7, but others are getting in.
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They've asked Jesus to
take the test for them. They get in on His score, not theirs.
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| Amazing Alan - Antarctic Scene |
Amazing Alan jumps off
a cliff and trusts a thread attached to his Bermuda shorts to prevent
him from hitting the icy water below. The thread illustrates how most
people put their trust in doing good deeds to get to Heaven.
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Jesus paid the penalty for our sins.
Have you accepted His gift of forgiveness? Or are you still trying
to earn it. |
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| Bob & Jay - The Temple Treasury |
News announcers comment on the contributions
made at the temple treasury and are confused by the rating the Judge
gives the widow.
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When it comes to what you give to
God, how do you score? |
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| Car Radio Ultimatum
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Man listening to radio hears that
Jesus Christ said that no one goes to God except through him.
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You now have a choice to make. What
do you think about Jesus? |
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| Scoop Walker - John 3:16
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Scoop grills Pastor Mark on the TRUE
meaning of John 3:16, and finds it significant that every third letter
spells "FORGOBLOTTEN."
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Will you just read the passage! |
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| No Problem
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Jensen keeps yielding to pressure
at work at the cost of his marriage. |
According to your actions, what's
most important in your life?
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| Dr. Shami - Stealing |
Dr. Shami professes morality is relative,
that there are no absolutes, until HIS car is stolen.
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So, there are no rights and wrongs,
unless you're the one wronged? |
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| Crossword |
A man knows all the answers to a
crossword puzzle, but not to life's questions. |
Maybe the answers you've heard time
and time again, are the answers you need to use.
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| Professor Pettibone - Servanthood |
Professor Pettibone boastfully attempts
to illustrate being a servant to George, who is the perfect servant. |
The servant's heart is humble. Jesus
told us "whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever
humbles himself will be exalted."
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| Shopping List |
God calls on the phone and Larry
tells Him all his needs but never finds out why God called. |
Jesus told us to bring our needs
and concerns to him. But he also taught us to pray: "Father,
THY will be done."
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| Amazing Alan - Cat Costume |
Alan crawls into a cage of large,
Alaskan Wolfhounds with a cat costume on to illustrate that God hates
sin. |
God hates the sin in our lives. It
is the sin, or rebellion against Him that separates us from God. God
loves the sinner.
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| Hello, This is Heaven
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Man calls Heaven to find out how
to get in. |
First step is to admit that you're
a sinner.
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| Jake Savage
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Bob is unhappy with the sin in his
life so he pretends to be Jake Savage.
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You can't get rid of your guilt by
pretending to be a new person. |
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Gotta Tell You This Joke
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Christian wants to tell a dirty joke. |
Is your love for God only worth a
joke?
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| Kids Today |
Harold complains about the things
kids do while doing them himself. |
When we focus on the sins of others,
we often lose sight of our own need for God's forgiveness.
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| Lost in Car |
Husband and wife are lost. Husband
refuses to ask for help. |
God knows the future, and He loves
us. Until we give Him control of our lives, we're lost.
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| Salvation by Electroshock Therapy |
The S-BEST 2000 keeps Fred from breaking
the Ten Commandments. |
Fred, you are only changing your
actions. In order to get to Heaven your heart has to be pure.
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| Doctor Shami - Woodbonkers |
Dr. Shami teaches that it doesn't
matter what you believe, as long as you are sincere in your belief,
until a member of the Religious Woodbonkers wants hit him with a two
by four.
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If there are physical laws to obey,
then there must be spiritual laws to obey. |
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| Amazing Alan - Dynamite Scene |
Alan holds a stick of dynamite while
saying, "You'll find the Bible explosive with information."
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Read about God's love for you starting
with the book of John. |
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| Playing in the Street |
A mother thinks it is judgmental
to tell her child to stop playing in the street. |
Sometimes, the most loving action
is to show someone that what they are doing is wrong.
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| The Psychiatrist |
A man is paranoid he will someday
face Judgement because of his actions. |
There is a standard we know we are
supposed to live by, and none of us are living up to it. But that's
why God offers to forgive us.
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| Scoop Walker - Prayer and the Bible |
Scoop grills Andy as to why he stands
out as a Christian.
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It's prayer and the Bible! |
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| The Video Store |
A man rents a video he knows he shouldn't
and bumps into his Pastor while paying for it.
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Who are you when no one is watching? |
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| Voicemail Choices |
A man calls the "Choices" hotline
and is faced with choosing God or other interesting activities.
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Where are your choices leading you? |
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| Finally, I'll Be Happy
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A man climbs the corporate ladder
to get a bigger income only to wish he was still in the mailroom.
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Only with God can we have peace.
Without Him, we will never be content. |
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| Greetings
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Bob and Frank greet each other with
clichés but never communicate.
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Take time to get to know someone
a little better today. |
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| How'd You Get to Heaven? |
People are bragging about how they
got in to Heaven, only to find out they are not in Heaven. |
The Bible makes it clear that Heaven
is a gift from God to those who trust Him, it's not something we earn
or deserve.
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| The King and Bill |
The King has many appointments but
still makes time for Bill because he promised Bill he would always
be there for him.
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Jesus made this same promise to anyone
willing to come to him. |
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| Scoop Walker - The Church |
Scoop grills Pastor Ben on why his
church meets in a home. |
It doesn't matter what kind of building
or where you meet, as long as you worship together.
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| Wealth
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A man applying for a loan lists his
family as his assets.
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Wealth, there's more than one way
to measure it. |
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| Amazing Alan - China Shop |
Amazing Alan will attempt to carry
a valuable tea setting across this newly waxed floor, while wearing
large, wool socks.
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But we all have one thing that comes
between us and God, our sin nature. Okay, let the bull loose. |
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| Give It All |
A man asks God what He wants. God
wants it all. |
Take these possessions and handle
them properly and treat this family with care and remember, they belong
to Me.
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| God Called, Call Him Back
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Evans gets a bunch of phone messages.
One of them is from God.
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How long has it been since you've
prayed? |
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| Dr. Shami - Holy Pills |
A man takes a pill to feel more holy. |
Our standing with God is not dependent
on how we feel.
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| The Progress Report |
In Satan's boardroom, progress reports
are given on eliminating God from people's lives.
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The world has done its best to remove
God from our thinking; has it succeeded with you? |
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A man's trust in God varies with
his checkbook balance. |
Without faith in God, the Bible says
we will be unstable in all we do.
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| The Appointment |
Because Frank never has time, Bob
makes an appointment for him to talk with God. Frank says he doesn't
need an appointment to talk to God, he can talk to God any time.
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But Frank, you never do. |
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| God's Will |
A man promised to help serve food
and is looking for a sign to see if God wouldn't mind him going to
the big game instead.
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Often our struggle with God's will
is not so much in knowing what He wants us to do, but in being willing
to do it. |
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| The Nicest Man on Earth |
Fred, the nicest man on earth is
interviewed and discovers that as nice as he is, he's still not getting
into heaven.
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Being good is something you do out
of gratefulness to God once you have accepted his gift. |
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| Model Airplane Instructions
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A man "helps" his son build a model
airplane. The plane would have turned out much better if he had used
the manual.
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Living life without our Creator's
instructions is accepting less than what He intended. |
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| Professor Pettibone - Doing Unto Others |
To illustrate helping others, Professor
Pettibone "helps" George with his plumbing by reading his mail.
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It is important to do unto others
as you would have them do unto you, as I have so clearly illustrated. |
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| Do You Have Reservations? |
Based on Frank's advice, a couple
arrives at a fancy restaurant without a reservation. They should have
read the notice on the restaurant door to learn they do need a reservation.
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When it comes to how to get to Heaven, who are you listening to? |
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| The Hole |
Two guys are trapped in a hole. One
guy wants to use his instructional books to build an elevator, the
other wants to use the rope that's been lowered.
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God doesn't want you separated from
Him. That's why He's reaching out to you; have you taken His hand?
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| The Crash Position |
A man, who faces a crash landing,
bargains with God to keep him safe. As his situation gets better,
he is willing to give up less.
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Are you God's servant everyday? Or
only when you need Him? |
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| Directions to Heaven |
A driver gets directions from a farmer
who may, or may not know the way. |
For directions to Heaven, who are
you listening to? Someone who thinks they know the way, or someone
who's been there.
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| Jaws |
Despite a sign warning otherwise,
a man thinks it is safe to go swimming in the water. At the same time,
another man ignores the warning signs Jesus gave.
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Jesus warned us that we must be saved. You
can either listen to or reject His warning. The choice is up to you.
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